Once upon a time, deep in the marshy waters of the Sock River, lived a perfectly ordinary hippo named Sir Toesworth McSockington.

 

Well… ordinary except for one thing: his feet were freezing! No matter how sunny it was, Sir Toesworth’s toes felt like popsicles.

 

Then, one fateful day… a pair of rainbow polka-dot socks floated down the river. Sir Toesworth slipped them on—don’t ask how he knew to do that—and suddenly… BAM!

 

His toes were toasty, his mood was funky, and his dance moves? Absolutely unstoppable.

 

Word spread, and animals from all over came to see the sock-wearing hippo. And so, Sir Toesworth McSockington became the Sockopotamus—protector of cozy toes, spreader of funky foot fashion, and sworn enemy of boring socks everywhere.

 

And that is why, when you wear Sockopotamus socks, you’re not just covering your feet… you’re carrying on Sir Toesworth’s toe-warming, dance-inducing legacy

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For all your hard work, here’s 20% off — consider it a little toe-ken of our appreciation 

(EGGIE)